Shaq Names 5 NBA Players He’d Like To Fight

Earlier this summer Shaquille O’Neal decided to retire from the NBA. Shaq had the best personality and at one time was the most dominant player in the league. One thing as fans that we can be sure about is that he will not be going away quietly, He will definitely still have his voice heard.

Shaq was a recent guest on HDNetFights and when asked about who he would like to fight in the NBA, he came out and said this.

I’m kind of disappointed that The Big Diesel decided to name some of the old school guys. So I want to know who would you like to see Shaq fight in today’s NBA?

My top 5 picks would be the following

1) Chris Bosh (For being so soft and leaving Toronto)
2) LeBron James (The city of Cleveland needs this)
3) Kris Humphries (For landing Kim Kardashian)
4) Kevin Garnett (He needs a good ass whooping)
5) Vince Carter (For being the biggest cry baby in the history of the NBA)

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    19 Responses to “Shaq Names 5 NBA Players He’d Like To Fight”

    1. Peter Stay
      August 14, 2011 at 1:21 am #

      Lebron for being a bitch and not entering the dunk contest
      Bosh- For being the softest “big man” to ever step on the court.
      Jason Kidd for always beating his wife (deserves a good beat down)
      Delonte West for rapping
      Andrea Bargnani GOD I HATE THAT GUY

      • Chris Etmanskie
        August 15, 2011 at 4:50 pm #

        1. Zach Randolph – Z-Bo could take him I think.
        2. Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson – Seems like an obvious fight for both sides but since Phil is old Matt Barnes will fill in for him since he’s been working on his fighting already this summer.
        3. Erik Dampier – A cage match settles the trash talk between this two old big bastards.
        4. Wang Zhi Zhi – Not in the NBA anymore but would you really underestimate a chinese guy even if he does move awkwardly on a basketball court?
        5. Paul Pierce and Vince Carter – Pierce’s game is really ugly so he needs to get beat the hell up and Vince is a pussy so he’d probably fake an injury on the way to the ring so Pierce would be on his own.

        Honorable mention – Big Show(Not a baller but two 7 footers in a ladder match would be hilarious), Nate Robinson, Dwight Howard(although he smiles too much so he’d probably show up to the fight and ask to settle it with rock, paper, scissors), Kobe(I just don’t like Kobe lol), Metta World Peace(hahaha), and Craig Sager(He’s tired of shaq dissing his flashy suits)

    2. DC
      August 14, 2011 at 2:07 am #

      Lebron – For being a douche. That “Decision” was the worst hour of television in history.
      Bosh – Career third wheel now and he cried when they lost the Finals. Soft.
      VC – After Toronto I lost all respect for him
      Any 1st Round Pick of the Raptors in the past three years – What a bunch of talentless plugs
      Adam Morrison – What a clown. This was a tough decision. He gets some minor respect for having more rings than the Lebrontourage will ever get.

    3. Patrick
      August 14, 2011 at 2:20 am #

      Since Shaq threw out an old school guy….I will too. I’d love to see a dust-up between Shaq and Bill Laimbeer (while wearing his mask)

      as for current players….not in any particular order.

      1) Kevin Garnett (because he needs it/I hate his muggin on the bench)
      2) Kobe….put the hostility and history to bed
      3) Delonte West (gunplay possible and his debut crap album)
      4) Ron Artest (tables, ladders, chairs, and stands match)
      5) Zaza Pachulia….be a good tilt

      and as a bonus…i’d like to see him fight any LA Laker

    4. Jason Kennedy
      August 14, 2011 at 2:52 am #

      Lebron – For the Decision… and everythin else.
      Jim West – For Interviewing Lebron on the Decision and also being the worst sports reporter on the planet.
      Vitamin Water – For showing 32845 commercials during the Decision
      The Dictionary – for allowing James to use the word Decision and forever ruining the meaning of the word.
      ESPN – For taking up an hour of my time when 30 seconds would have been plenty.

      My fight against the dictionary would be the toughest, hand down.

      • Jason Kennedy
        August 14, 2011 at 2:56 am #

        Sorry, Jim Gray… Yeah I definately want to punch him – Was so angry I got his name wrong.

    5. Quentin Munn
      August 14, 2011 at 3:11 am #

      Tim Duncan – For being ugly as sin
      Andrea Bargnani – Douche all around
      Luke Walton – Always injured, nuff said
      Bosh – Horrible hairstyle choices
      Yao Ming – Do I need a reason

    6. Jamie aalders
      August 14, 2011 at 3:12 am #

      There’s a few guys I can’t stand so let’s begin

      1) Vince Carter how can a man with so much talent be so pathetic, the man gets hurt wary play and acts like he’s been shot!

      2) Paul pierce honestly this guy is a joke, he’s so fake it’s stupid, the guy fakes an injury a few years back goes out in a wheel chair and pretends he’s Willis reed! Lol he’s a joke

      3) Oliver miller this guy could have been the first NBA player and sumo wrestler, now that’s a duel sport athlete! It’s a shame he quit before he got big enough

      4) Shawn kemp why couldnt this guy keep it together, he was more worried about setting the world record for most kids with different mothers than dunking on people! He was a man child and gave it all away to become a sperm bank!

      5) Sam cassel now that guy was ugly! He had a big mouth and looked like a real life alien, I wouldn’t mind going a round with a real character from star trek!

    7. lason johnson
      August 14, 2011 at 3:20 am #

      kobe kobe kobe kobe

    8. Mitchell Murphy
      August 14, 2011 at 3:25 am #

      haha this is GOLD!

      1. Vince Carter – Canada Hates You!
      2. Chris Bosh – Canada thinks your SOFT! (and thats prolly the worst thing a Canadian can think of somebody!)
      3. Craig Sager – For having better suits than me…
      4. Yao Ming – You should have never been an all-star! your lucky your the only asian over 6′
      5. Basically any European born player. nuff said!

    9. Peter Stay
      August 14, 2011 at 3:29 am #

      I say KOBE would stomp ya Lason lol

    10. Carew
      August 14, 2011 at 5:04 am #

      Doug Christie- Because he lets his wife run his life.
      Chris Bosh- Enough said.
      Ron Artest- Because I know he’d fight back.
      Isiah Thomas- Such a punk.
      Eddy Curry- Just so I could punch him in his fat stomach.

    11. DC
      August 14, 2011 at 7:31 am #

      Honorable Mention:

      Antoine Walker for shimmying his way to bankruptcy…. way to blow 8 figures moron

    12. DC
      August 14, 2011 at 7:36 am #

      Oh and Big Country Reeves….. Just because

    13. Ian Cameron
      August 14, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

      1. Nick Anderson. Only Shaq misses 4 free throws in a row.

      2. L’il Penny for trying to be the biggest star in Orlando. Coulda used him as a toothpick!

      3. Whoever came up with the Hack-a-Shaq! Greg Poppovich i think

      4. Yao Ming for taking all his starting position in the All star games

      5. Lebron and Bosh.Handicap match. Too many reasons to name!

      • Peter Stay
        August 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

        hahaha A handicap match….killing me

    14. TC
      August 15, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

      1.Oliver Miller -It would be a heavy weight fight hahaha
      2.Sam Cassell-maybe shaq can make him prettier.
      3.Manute Bol-HE IS A BEAST!!!!
      4.Steve Kerr- Cannot stand his game announcing.
      5.Zo Morning-Just because that would be a legit scrap!!

    15. Mike Garrett
      August 15, 2011 at 10:34 pm #

      Michael Jordan for retiring too early, then doing it again only to come back with a shitty team.

      Vince Carter for being a fag

      Chris Bosh for being a less talented Vince Carter (fag)

      Kobe because I hate the Lakers and Shaq would love to kill him

      Charles Barkley because it would be funny

    16. Teddy Points
      August 17, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

      So everyone put 5 people to the list but i couldn’t stop there.

      here is my list of 20 people (not mentionned yet) that i’d like to see Shaqzilla fight.

      1. Shane Battier (guy made a career out of taking charges… and did you see that dudes head, WTF.)

      2. Gilbert Arenas (because he carries guns)

      3. Mike Bibby (because he has some ugly ass crooked legs)

      4. Earl Boykins (just because it would be funny seeing him run laps around Shaq)

      5. Demarcus Cousins (for thinking he’s already a superstar)

      6. Baron Davis (because he’s a tough S.O.B)

      7.Patrick Ewing Jr. (because his dad missed a freaking layup!!!)

      8. Jimmer Fredette (he hasn’t played an NBA and dude got more fans than Shaq)

      9. Blake Griffin (because he’s a beast)

      10. Kris Humphries (because dude sucks and still gets Kim)

      11. Andrei Kirilenko (Ak47… and for looking more like a Russian mobster than a baller)

      12. Shawn Marion (for having such an awkward looking shot)

      13. Steve Nash (because he’s Canadian and i’m sure knows how to hockey fight)

      14. Lamar Odom (for taking the Ugliest of the Kardashians…)

      15. Tony Parker (for cheating on Eva…)

      16. Kendrick Perkins (for always looking so damn mad)

      17. Rajon Rondo (for taking credit for Boston’s success)

      18. Anderson Verejao (for always complaining after every shot and bro… cut that hair)

      19. Ben Wallace (cuz he might actually win)

      20. old school vote… Dennis Rodman (because he would kick Shaq in the NUTS)

      that’s my 20 … what you think?

    Care to Argue?